TopGoblinSatirical startup card game
Global boardShared deck #731927
Due Diligence, the final auditor

Final audit

Due Diligence

Builds your report after 7 decisions
Live estimated valuation$38,720
S-grade target$170K
Reach the target with Tech Debt below 40.
Runway$10,000Operating cash. Reaching $0 ends the company.
Users12Real product traction and the strongest durable valuation signal.
Hype8Market attention. Valuable now, unreliable later.
Tech Debt0Technical risk. Reaching 58 triggers a failed audit.
Sanity82Founder endurance. Falling to 25 or below ends the run.
Decision 01 of 7 · Validation phase

Reach the valuation. Survive the audit.

Founder traitDraft after decision 2Traits change how later cards behave.

Road to Due Diligence

Seven decisions. Two trait drafts. One final audit.

Decision 1 of 7
  1. 01playValidateNow
  2. 02draftTrait DraftLocked
  3. 03eventPrototype LeakLocked
  4. 04playTraction BetLocked
  5. 05draftScale TraitLocked
  6. 06eventBoard CallLocked
  7. 07bossDue DiligenceLocked
play · current stopValidate

Find proof that a real user wants the product.

Stage 1Prove that someone wants the product before the cash disappears.Decision 1 of 2 in this stage
Stage target$35,000
A startup card game, not business advice

Reach $170k. Survive seven bad decisions.

Keep Runway above $0, Tech Debt below 58, and Sanity above 25. Build a founder strategy, trigger card combos, and make Due Diligence regret opening the books.

Three complete runs are free. No payment prompt before run four.
One real turn, replayedWatch a decision happenThese are cards from the actual starter deck.
  1. Deal
  2. Compare
  3. Play
  4. Update
  5. Repeat

Deal three cards, compare every green and red effect, pick one, watch the ledger change, then repeat for seven turns.

Everyone starts from the same starter deck. Founder traits add cards to your build; save an account before buying credits.