topgoblin

This is not an ad auction.

TopGoblin is a daily status game for websites. Lifetime Loot decides where you stand; fresh Loot decides who wears each category Crown. No votes, judges, engagement score, or secret algorithm.

Learn the ritual

Four moves. One Crown.

Enter precisely, build permanent Loot, attack today's category race, then survive long enough to haunt tomorrow.

01

Enter as a species

We inspect your public site and suggest one precise category. You may correct it before checkout.

02

Raid with Loot

Every confirmed dollar becomes one permanent Loot point. More lifetime Loot means a higher all-time rank.

03

Steal today's Crown

Each category runs a separate daily race using only Loot added since 00:00 UTC—not lifetime wealth.

04 · The prize

Take a victory lap

At midnight, every category champion moves to The Afterlife for one featured day and unlocks the Winner Kit.

What first place actually wins

  • A Crown badge beside the listing while it leads today.
  • A 24-hour category-champion feature in The Afterlife.
  • A downloadable Crown badge and Crown Stolen social card.
  • A permanent lifetime Loot score; the daily Crown still resets.

Launch prize: visibility and digital winner assets. There is no cash payout, revenue share, ownership transfer, or guaranteed traffic.

TopGoblin category champion badge

How Loot settles

  • New listings start at $5; later increases are at least $1.
  • Taking an all-time #1 requires The Throne Toll: beat the leader by 10% of their Loot, with a minimum $5 gap.
  • Example: a $100 leader can only be dethroned at $110 or more, never at $101.
  • You choose a lifetime Loot target and pay only the difference.
  • Only signed, paid Stripe events change the leaderboard.
  • Crown ties go to whoever reached the tied daily total first.
  • A Checkout opening never reserves a rank or a Crown.
  • The Toll is calculated when Checkout opens. If another goblin climbs during payment, your Loot still counts but #1 is not guaranteed.

Don't poison the pit

  • Public product websites only; one normalized URL per listing.
  • You must own or be authorized to promote the destination.
  • No malware, phishing, adult or illegal content, or impersonation.
  • Links are sponsored and traffic or sales are never guaranteed.
  • We may remove unsafe or deceptive listings and reverse Loot from refunded, disputed, or fraudulent payments.

Understood the consequences?

Enter the pit